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+<wc> red dye causes cancer, haven't you heard? (;
+<Knghtbrd> fucking everything causes cancer, haven't you heard?
+<Knghtbrd> =>
+<archon> no, that causes aids
+%
+<Knghtbrd>     Europe Passes Pro-spam Law
+<Knghtbrd> I though only Americans were that fucking stupid  =>
+<Espy> apparently americans are quite naive :)
+%
+// Minor lesson: don't fuck about with something you don't fully understand
+		-- the dosdoom source code
+%
+"I am ecstatic that some moron re-invented a 1995 windows fuckup."
+		-- Alan Cox
+%
+<Deek> Exactly how much of a PITA is this in C?
+<Knghtbrd> It's written in C++.
+<Deek> Hence my question.
+<Knghtbrd> I could do something like it in C.  Anyone who saw the results
+           would think I was either a genius or out of my fucking mind.
+           They'd be right on either count.
+%
+<knghtbrd> *sigh*  My todo list is like the fucking energizer bunny
+<knghtbrd> It keeps growing and growing and growing and ...
+%
+<Knghtbrd> It is when the example source won't compile ...
+<``Erik> then you fucked something up
+<Knghtbrd> Nope, I followed their instructions
+<``Erik> that may've been your problem :}
+%
+<Sammy> that's *IT*.  I'm never fucking attempting to install redhat
+        again.
+<Sammy> this is like the 10th fucking machine on which the installer has
+        imploded immediately after I went through the hell of their
+	package selection process.
+<timball> Sammy: just use debian and never look back
+<Sammy> timball: debian iso's are being written at this very moment.
+%
+<Crow-> these stupid head hunters want resumes in ms word format
+<Crow-> can you write shit in tex and convert it to word?
+<Overfiend> \converttoword{shit}
+%
+<Crow-> who gives a shit about US law
+<jim> anyone living in the US.
+%
+<knghtbrd> this is college course in formal logic
+<devkev> knghtbrd: i hate that shit, much prefer fuzzy logic :)
+<knghtbrd> kev: fuzzy logic tickles.
+<taniwha> knghtbrd: lol
+<devkev> knghtbrd: fuzzy logic is so cool, it models the world really well
+%
+* knghtbrd ponders how to scare the living shit out of 87 people at once..
+<knghtbrd> AHH!  I can do it in 3 words!:
+<knghtbrd> Microsoft Visual COBOL.
+%
+<doogie_> linux takes shit and turns it into something useful.
+<doogie_> windows takes something useful and turns it into shit
+%
+<Diziet> Fuck, I can't compile the damn thing and I wrote it !