--- fortune-mod-1.99.1.orig/datfiles/off/unrotated/linux
+++ fortune-mod-1.99.1/datfiles/off/unrotated/linux
@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
-A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea 
+A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea
 on the net.
-	-- David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C
+		-- David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C
 %
 What's this script do?
     unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
 Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented.  Sometimes you're
 in a sleeping bag, camping out with your girlfriend.
-	-- Contributed by Frans van der Zande
+		-- Contributed by Frans van der Zande
 %
 You can see that there are 25 unread articles in `news.announce.newusers'.
 There are no unread articles, but some ticked articles, in
@@ -15,27 +15,33 @@
 
 You can fuck that up to your heart's delight by fiddling with the
 `gnus-group-line-format' variable.
-	-- From the (ding) Gnus 5 documentation, by Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
+		-- From the (ding) Gnus 5 documentation, by Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
 %
                 printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n");
-	-- /usr/src/linux/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
+		-- /usr/src/linux/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
 %
 KDE == (see GayDE) Kool Desktop Environment - Make X Window look like winbloze...
-What a fucking great idea!  The developers of this have a mental sickness, please
-avoid this product -> see GNOME.
-	-- Jakes on #Debian
+What a fucking great idea!  The developers of this have a mental sickness,
+please avoid this product -> see GNOME.
+		-- Jakes on #Debian
 %
 <Overfiend> "Oxford University has joined with IBM and the UK
             Government to build a sophisticated computing Grid based
             on the open standards of Linux that will enable early
-            screening and diagnosis of breast cancer...." Press 
+            screening and diagnosis of breast cancer...." Press
 	    release within.
 <Overfiend> In gratitude, the women of the world should all let Linux
             developers fondle their breasts, and the lactating ones
             should permit developers to drink.
 %
-No, I'd rather look for porn.
-
-	-- Debian Project Leader Martin Michlmayr, when asked  to do some 
-	   real work
-%
+'Mounting' is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a
+hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex.
+		-- Christa Keil
+%
+This is a scsi driver, scraes the shit out of me, therefore I tapdanced
+and wrote a unix clone around it (C) by linus
+		-- Somewhere in the kernel tree
+%
+> No manual is ever necessary.
+May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT.  That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
+		-- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces