fortune-mod (1:1.99.1-4) datfiles/ethnic

--- fortune-mod-1.99.1.orig/datfiles/ethnic
+++ fortune-mod-1.99.1/datfiles/ethnic
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
 America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
 Here in New York we really don't care too much.  Because we know that we could
-beat up their city anytime. 
+beat up their city anytime.
 		-- David Letterman
 %
 "All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands."
@@ -55,17 +55,17 @@
 		-- A Chinese child
 %
 An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-		-- A.P. Herbert
+		-- A. P. Herbert
 %
 Anything anybody can say about America is true.
 		-- Emmett Grogan
 %
 Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh
 autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.
-		-- P.J. O'Rourke
+		-- P. J. O'Rourke
 %
 Baseball is a skilled game.  It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
-	-- The Best of Will Rogers
+		-- The Best of Will Rogers
 %
 Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
 seemed to come from Texas.
@@ -260,7 +260,7 @@
 How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
 %
 I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.
-	-- Yul Brynner, 1956
+		-- Yul Brynner, 1956
 %
 I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of
 pre-Adamite ancestral descent.  You will understand this when I tell you
@@ -287,17 +287,17 @@
 %
 I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.  Happens
 every six months or so.  So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share
-it with you.  
+it with you.
 
 > In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and
-  the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue. 
+  the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.
 > And in LA it's 72.
 
 > In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity
   is a million percent.
 > And in LA it's 72.
 
-> In New York there are a million interesting people.  
+> In New York there are a million interesting people.
 > And in LA there are 72.
 %
 "I'm in Pittsburgh.  Why am I here?"
@@ -479,7 +479,7 @@
 and God, this is goodbye.  We're moving to Hollywood."
 %
 On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
-		-- W.C. Fields' epitaph
+		-- W. C. Fields' epitaph
 %
 One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your
 seat to another passenger.  This may seem callous, but it is the best
@@ -567,7 +567,7 @@
 %
 The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from
 sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.
-		--Salvador De Madariaga
+		-- Salvador De Madariaga
 %
 The best case:	   Get salary from America, build a house in England,
 			live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
@@ -575,7 +575,7 @@
 			live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
 The worst case:    Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
 			live with a British wife, and eat American food.
-		--Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
+		-- Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
 %
 The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.
 %
@@ -624,11 +624,11 @@
 		-- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom
 		   lecture.
 %
-	The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan, and immediately upon 
-emerging was approached by a panhandler.  "Mister," said the man, "can I 
+	The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan, and immediately upon
+emerging was approached by a panhandler.  "Mister," said the man, "can I
 have a quarter?"
 	The Martian asked, "What's a quarter?"
-	The panhandler thought a minute, brightened, then said, "You're 
+	The panhandler thought a minute, brightened, then said, "You're
 right!  Can I have a dollar?"
 %
 The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
@@ -730,27 +730,23 @@
 To a Californian, a person must prove himself criminally insane before he
 is allowed to drive a taxi in New York.  For New York cabbies, honesty and
 stopping at red lights are both optional.
-	-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
+		-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
 %
 To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go
 above fifty-eight degrees.  If you collapse on a street in New York, plan
 to spend a few days there.
-	-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
-%
-To a Californian, the basic difference between the people and the pigeons
-in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
-	-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
+		-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
 %
 To a New Yorker, all Californians are blond, even the blacks.  There are,
 in fact, whole neighborhoods that are zoned only for blond people.  The
 only way to tell the difference between California and Sweden is that the
 Swedes speak better English."
-	-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
+		-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
 %
 To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than a
 million dollars are those on fire.  These generally go for six hundred
 thousand.
-	-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
+		-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
 %
 To be happy one must be a) well fed, unhounded by sordid cares, at ease in
 Zion, b) full of a comfortable feeling of superiority to the masses of one's
@@ -761,7 +757,7 @@
 be in the United States.  Going further, I lay down the doctrine that it is
 a sheer physical impossibility for such a man to live in the United States
 and not be happy.
-		-- H.L. Mencken, "On Being An American"
+		-- H. L. Mencken, "On Being An American"
 %
 To know Edina is to reject it.
 		-- Dudley Riggs, "The Year the Grinch Stole the Election"